Crazy Shit My Boyfriend Says When He's Half Asleep

I'm going to introduce a new segment to my blog called, "Crazy Shit My Boyfriend Says When He's Half Asleep!"
*applause sign blinks*
Thank you! Thank you!
As I've quoted myself on almost every social networking site I can think of because the line was that golden and that accurate, trying to wake up my boyfriend is like trying to wake up a Snorlax without using a pokeflute. Don't understand pokemon? Well the thing is, you can't wake up Snorlax and get his fat ass out of your way unless you use a pokeflut. So pretty much, you can't wake him up. See how my simile is working here now? But sometimes, I can get him awake to say some craaaaaaazy things. Here are some examples of the ones I can remember from the moment he started saying such things:

From Last Night:
“We throw glasses on the car.”
“You know… sunglasses. You know, it’s like a thank you for test driving and we give them sunglasses… or…. what do we give them here?”
“No, it makes perfect sense. Like, dealerships like to give their potential customer’s something…”
“Baby, don’t write this down.”
The Other Day:Steve: Baby, don’t talk too loud. The fox will hear you.
Me: What fox?
Steve: The fox in the room.
Me: (Deciding to play along) You mean, the Fox in the box?
Steve: Yeah. The Twenty-Gallon box. (He points to the box in which the 20 gallon fish tank came out of and then his face and voice became very grave) He doesn’t like the fish decor though.
Couple Weeks Ago:Steve: I’m trying to get you some airtime.
Me: What do you mean ‘airtime’?
Steve: On the radio. (He’s a radio advertisement salesman)
Me: What am I going to put on the radio?
Steve: Well what do you have to offer?

The First Occurrence:
Steve: Baby, hide behind the radio!
Me: What radio?
Steve: Just get behind the radio, I’ll take care of this.

Usually the day after or a while afterwards, I'll ask him what he was really meaning. He doesn't remember anything. Absolutely nothing. He refuses to believe he's ever said such things. Now he may just be screwing with me, but if so, he's very committed and he's very good at coming up with crazy nonsense (which believe it or not, is harder than it sounds).
So this was the first blog post on "Crazy Shit My Boyfriend Says When He's Half Asleep". I'm sure there will be more to come. I write them down as he spews off his craziness to me, so hopefully I can convert them onto the computer or remind myself to convert them onto the computer.
Thanks for tuning in, folks!